Chuck runs the 711 at the gas station. He’s your typical 40 year old guy from Nebraska. Balding, loves wearing his lucky hat, and drives a Chevy truck from 1981. Chuck is your good friend you know pretty well and is the best guy in the world to drink a couple Budweiser’s with at the bar.
“Hey Chuck. What brings you back here?”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
Get the Chuckmug. by Dj Spud March 28, 2019
Get the Chuck a spaccamug. by Sackbear April 18, 2020
Get the Chucksmug. The complete and utter opposite of throwing anything ever in the entire universe in any relative way shape or form.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the Chuckmug. by ricch.uncle June 11, 2022
Get the Chuckmug. No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug.