Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.

-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't

by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

gnat cheese

noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.

Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.

by J Lee January 27, 2006

cheese grinder

when a girl uses her teeth to suck yo dick and makes swiss dick with her teeth

Yo bro that nat nat a cheese grinder my dick is destroyed

by toeass April 21, 2018

Cheese Shame

When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.

I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.

by kayemeff February 24, 2018

Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that

Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips

by Cor Riversprite March 11, 2019

Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019