A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."
B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"
B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"
by kaylalalalalala November 26, 2008
By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.
Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 22, 2010
by rhegmanitis November 06, 2020
by TheDrunk July 18, 2013
A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011
You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.
by portable_guru January 14, 2011
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 01, 2005