Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
Get the Colombian Jaguar Attackmug. When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020
Get the mini ass attackmug. The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.
“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
by Stutututu March 14, 2022
Get the Time Attack Egomug. When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.
Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.
by G4pesce September 18, 2022
Get the cougar attackmug. When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person1:What did you take?…
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022
Get the Hippie Heart Attackmug. A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
Get the Did you watch Attack On Titans?mug. A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
Get the Kak-Attackmug.