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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue
Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
mugGet the My asshole is greenmug.

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an
by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022
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E.T.'s Asshole

that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!
by richardskull October 19, 2009
mugGet the E.T.'s Assholemug.

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013
mugGet the Tailor your assholemug.

smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.
Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
mugGet the smashed asshole sandwichmug.

Assholes R Us

A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
by The Real Canadian August 2, 2016
mugGet the Assholes R Usmug.

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.
"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"
by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006
mugGet the a can of smashed assholesmug.

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