alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

Alcoholic

Kian Jones

Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.

by Kian Jones February 11, 2025

Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025

Alchemesia

A disorder which is commonly associated with lying and being dishonest. A person with Alchemesia could be treated with a certain penile therapy.

Person 1: Hey guys! I met Taylor Swift earlier!
Person 2: Bro, do you have Alchemesia?
Person 1: No…
Person 2: You need to schedule an appoinment.

by Chuckbuckluck August 15, 2025

Alcon

An actual piece of shit.

I saw Alcon in the OR today. Gross.

by Anonymous$$$$$ March 28, 2025

Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.

Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

Alcoholiday

A holiday where you hang out at bars and drink all day.

An alcoholiday is where you don’t go sightseeing but just hang out at bars and drink on your holidays.

by Traceless February 6, 2026