Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

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es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

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pee on poop

peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.

aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE

pee on poop always and forever

by aimzies August 02, 2021

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pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"

this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees

by skivaper02 August 09, 2017

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pee gap

It is when you pee and then the pee comes out with less pressure, so that there is an instantaneous moment in which there is a lack of pee in the pee stream.

I hate when I hear my own pee gap.

by eliane r May 25, 2018

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