bannana monkey

A bannana monkey is a person who is or acts like a lesbian

That girl with the overalls is such a bannana monkey

by russianphyco July 23, 2005

Sucks Monkey

For use when something (or someone) is not acceptable.

"Your car broke down? That sucks monkey!"

or...

"Sixth Formers suck monkey"

by Chib December 10, 2004

monkey 10

highest scale rating of the ugliest bitch alive. A good looking bitch would be rated an "Angel 10". The median rating is a "swiss miss".

oh man get that monkey 10 outta here.

by uberurbanizer September 15, 2009

Snow Monkey

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".

Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".

by A person of eskimo decent. February 26, 2015

juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA October 16, 2008

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009