meat clam

Tight pussy. Especially providing intense gripping pleasure to the male sexual organ.

Lebron: Did you get some cuddy last night?!

Dwayne: Hell yeah! That meat clam was the shit!

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by j&y July 13, 2011

meat-thief

One who tries to suck the penis of a sleeping male.

While Fred was sleeping last night Todd tried to suck his penis. Todd is a real meat-thief.

by Freakshow1975 June 18, 2007

Meat in the mouth

When you put a hard ass dick in your mouth and suck it

Kat:he let me have his meat in the mouth. It tasted so good

by Mouth Meat May 30, 2018

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.

"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."

by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010

Meat High

The state of being achieved attained from eating copious amounts of red meat. Symptoms may include, a severe case of giggles, blurry vision, fever dreams and painful bowel movements. beef is usually th best for this kind of high.

A: "Man, I can't stop laughing at the funny looking painting after I had a roast ham!"

B: "Sounds like someone's on a meat high"

A: "HAHA! YOU HAVE A BEARD!"

by Skottelgoed88 September 17, 2009

Meat Crack

Another name for a vagina. It looks like a crack full of meat.a

Hey, look at that meat crack. I bet it would be great with some Au Jus sauce.

by theCHAINSAWED January 27, 2010