When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 09, 2011
west middle school This is the place where every 8th grader wants to get out of as soon as possible, the teachers are always assuming, getting people in trouble for no reason, and where fake snakes walk around the halls. populars are 2 main groups of girls, 1 group of guys, and bitches be crazy
hey, what school do you go to?
- fucking west middle school. it sucks like shit. i wanna kermit suicide bc of that place.
- fucking west middle school. it sucks like shit. i wanna kermit suicide bc of that place.
by egirl420420420430 April 16, 2019
This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.
West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
by kokopellie February 05, 2011
Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
by Toby Shephard March 01, 2008
by MBer August 16, 2008
She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it's like the middle of East Bubbafuck.
-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.
-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.
by 4 June 19, 2004
ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
by Peglegginmegan July 10, 2009