Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck

I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck

by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010

Butt Turtle

One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie or those little corns that sometimes don't digest fully.

Seek, Seekafizzl, Diabolic, Millipede, and Seek

by chris nadratowski December 21, 2004

baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS

"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"

by t.o.o. Cool March 25, 2010

turtle

when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell

shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass

by got your mom from behind March 2, 2005

turtle

turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins

C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.

by Michelle Miltner May 11, 2006

turtle

When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"

I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it

by Dom dt July 9, 2007

turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013