Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing

I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub

by Soopscrub June 28, 2019

captain kibbles

Someone who will always be there for you.

“hey there alex! Or should i say captain kibbles?”

by perfect paw November 11, 2019

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

Captain Swizzly

A.K.A. Swizzlesticks

That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.

Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?

Cpt. S: Arby's.

Rusty: But Arby's su-

Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.

by Jackman6of7 November 21, 2019