chopping the lawn

To take a mean ass shit.

Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.

by Nutella222222 June 2, 2016

Chopped

A state of being in which the individual is astronomically blasted, usually resulting in a “choppy” memory

“Aye bro, how’s that gas treating you?”
“Fuck man, this shit got me chopped rn.”

by madcaliente January 22, 2023

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Chopped

when a bitch or nigga is mad ugly or terrifying looking

“That bitch chopped as FUCK”
“Ewww that nigga chopped you mad crazy if you think ima fuck with him”

by Wrd 2 my dead 😂 November 28, 2022

chopped in June

A person who is chopped and also a part of the LGBTQ+ community

Did you know Oliver is chopped in June.

by Chopped In June January 18, 2025

Chopped

A term for a person whose appearance is very ugly.

Nate’s girlfriend is chopped.

by BasketballzLegends January 17, 2025

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022