Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.
by The Lidinator October 19, 2020
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Get the Thomas-Pham mug.Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.
by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
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by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas is someone who is to insecure about his penis size so he needs to post allot about how big his penis is.
by the truth Wizzard March 17, 2017
Get the Thomas mug.He will seem intelligent in tests and exams yet in class he will slack off and not pay attention. He will misbehave and not listen to rules set. Though not the most attractive guy, get in bed with him and you won't need to be pleasured ever again. Normal penis size ranging from 5-6 inches. Although he seems like he is a rebel of sorts for not obeying the rules, some teachers will talk to him more than others and issue him detentions more regularly than others. The teacher will on one occasion, let he/her guard down and give Thomas Howell a sign that he/she has gotten attached to him. They will then get together briefly after the teacher takes him out of class for a 'quick chat'. He/she will then proceed to suck his cock let him fuck her as hard as necessary for him to feel pleasures as well. He will then go home with her for more fun 'bonding time' in the bedroom. The age of this childhood bond between teacher and pupil will normally begin from aged 12-13
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Teacher- Oh Thomas Howell, touch me
Thomas Howell- Oh Miss, just bend over and let me do the rest. Or I will be forced to give you a 2 hour detention for sexual resistance.
Teacher- Oh Thomas Howell, touch me
Thomas Howell- Oh Miss, just bend over and let me do the rest. Or I will be forced to give you a 2 hour detention for sexual resistance.
by DaBroda April 3, 2017
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