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Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.
Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one
by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021
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Jordan

Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it
Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip
by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.
Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.
by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017
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Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!
Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.
by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020
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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same
by Swankers April 10, 2021
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