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Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.
That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.
by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.
Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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