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christmas sausage

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.
by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018
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Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"
by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021
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Unfortunate Christmas

A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
by 凯男 December 24, 2023
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Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.
"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"
by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022
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Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period
Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty
by that player next door June 14, 2015
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christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
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christmas tickles

The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.
Darfwa: Does anyone want Christmas tickles?

Judice: um, no?
by Milkman January 7, 2019
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