j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d April 7, 2011

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

J Time

1. Time to go ham
2. Time to juul in the bathroom

Kid: Its j time
Other kid: Lemme hit just one I swear Lemme hit your juul just one hit
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Guy: Dissin my girl? It's j time.

by LiberalDestroyer007 January 5, 2019

Dirty J

When your hand has a deformity and has a wierd indescribably smell but your hand is super strong and looks like the letter J and you walk up behind someone and rub it all over the face

Ben dared Josh to walk up behind Justin while he was not paying attention and told him to give him a dirty J. When Justin got a whiff of his hand he about threw up.

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017