Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
by Lostathome June 19, 2014
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Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure
Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.
by Slomer eleven December 16, 2019
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Working Man

A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
by TheIgLol June 20, 2023
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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Ting man

A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.
Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.

Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
by Kash money man March 25, 2019
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deadbeat man

A man who prowls for a woman who has money, status good job or owns her own business. A man who will take advantage of a woman with children, say how wonderful he is and then convinces the woman to give up her property. This deadbeat man has been terrorizing women all his life. He makes the woman detach from her family and friends so they don’t see what he’s really up to. However, he has nothing and will never have anything because every Dog has his end game day. Chances are that his mommy was the same caniving evil person and the deadbeat man got her genes.
You finally found yourself a deadbeat man, now it’s time to let go.
by YourExBC March 23, 2018
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The Marathon Man

A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.
Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!
by The Marathon Man February 18, 2011
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