Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...

Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Island Boys

Island Boys are a Group of 2 who clout chases their way to fame with their hit ‘Imma just a Island Boy’. Their hair looks like corn or something similar. They are from the armpits of Florida.

Jit 1: are you an Island Boys?
Jit 2: of course, I keep wogwon and staring at the sun.
Jit 3: Are you Foo gazin?!
Jit 2: Naw im jussa Island Boy

by Sparr January 4, 2023

Fluffy Island

An incredibly headfucking drink that makes you fall down stairs in clubs.

Holy shit remember that night when I had a fluffy island and forgot how to walk down stairs.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJj September 16, 2013

island fox

a fox that kinda looks like a coyote it has a white muzzle gray fur and some orange patches of fur.

random preschooler:woah look a kitty!(pets "kitty")ouch it bit me! me:BECAUSE ITS AN ISLAND FOX DUMMY

by Axolotl_Eggy123 February 20, 2022

island devil

When not on the topic of attack on titan; island devils are white bitches(or people raised like white bitches) with 69, 420 kilograms of make up on them 24/7. These special breeds of bitches are extremely petty, selfish and deep down only care about themselves no matter how kind and caring they may seem.

Example 1:
Leanord: "Have you seen Nathan today? I haven't seen him since he told me he was gonna break up with Krystal."
Dave: "he's on the news right now, that island devil accused him and his entire family of rape, even his dog."

by MiniMeatball December 27, 2022

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023

sandy island

A Fake island that was on maps for the longest time for no known reason.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.

Sailor numero 1: Woah dude you see that?
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.

by Moss rock January 4, 2023