Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024

Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old

Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children

by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018

Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"

Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires

by Denaenae April 27, 2010

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Dong yu

Dong yu is one of the kindest person you will ever meet.They will treat you right.They are every kind,sweet and honest. They are every good at keeping secrets.

Dong yu is so kind

by May 10, 2022

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television

Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike

by Peterfile July 09, 2015