Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
by The Minnow March 29, 2011
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sucka fish

to say when mad to confuse someone when use if they ask wat it means dont answer
why r u a sucka fish? hey shut up sucka fish
by crayon smasher February 06, 2011
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fishing trip

Jack and Ennis said they were going on a fishing trip, but actually spent the time buggering and sodomizing each other.
by Mister Pinhead October 29, 2008
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penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out
1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.
by Urban Dictionary October 09, 2007
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Gone Fishing

Crazy; having gone insane
"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."
by Skunk April 23, 2004
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bellend

its my new rhyming slang - fishermans friend-bellend.
oh my god steve, you are such a fish
by mikey PB March 15, 2004
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fish

a fat, stupid,stinky social retard with a malformed brain
by In theory April 07, 2003
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