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Board Monkey

I heard this expression "Board Monkey" first in the early 80's.
This is a term used to describe an inept electronics technician who, instead of just seeking out a cold solder joint in an IC (integrated circuit board) or replacing a 10 cent capacitor or equivalent small faulty component they will just order the whole part and make you pay for it, without doing a standard current continuity test.
Chances are you've been taken by a board monkey.
As a result, a 20 dollar bench time charge becomes hundreds of dollars in charges as a result of laziness, greed, (extra markup on new board) or lack of tenacity on the part of the technician.
This is one of the great hidden secrets of "repair ripoff". More people in this world have been burned by board monkeys anywhere, in any industry where electronics is remotely related, than any other scam in repair.
Personal example:
The panel of buttons between the two front seats in a 1989 Pontiac Bonneville has an integrated circuit board that apparently costs "750 dollars" Canadian. My daughter spilled a soft drink down between the buttons, rendering it unusable.
Upon telling them that a continuity test is in order with a bit of cleanup, instead of just a board replacement, the bill miraculously became 75 dollars and the panel was fixed and functional. I basically told them everything I said here to get these results.
by Omega Rat 1 August 26, 2009
mugGet the Board Monkeymug.

bannana monkey

A bannana monkey is a person who is or acts like a lesbian
That girl with the overalls is such a bannana monkey
by russianphyco July 23, 2005
mugGet the bannana monkeymug.

monkey 10

highest scale rating of the ugliest bitch alive. A good looking bitch would be rated an "Angel 10". The median rating is a "swiss miss".
by uberurbanizer September 15, 2009
mugGet the monkey 10mug.

Snow Monkey

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".
Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".
by A person of eskimo decent. February 26, 2015
mugGet the Snow Monkeymug.

juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005
mugGet the juice-monkeymug.

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.
piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...
by JC of CA October 16, 2008
mugGet the piano monkeymug.

show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.
by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007
mugGet the show monkeymug.

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