Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. A Gorgeous boy who will break your heart in moments time, but don’t tell him this, as he would feel horrible about it. He’s a great person. He acts very flirtatious with you even though he said he’d still treat you “like a friend.” If you’re sad he’ll do anything he can to make you laugh, even if that just means kicking your seat. He probably listens to some pretty epic music, and maybe he plays bass guitar. He’ll have just enough in common with you to where you’re sure he’s the one. But he’s probably not. We’ll see.
by theauthorguy February 29, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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by ……………………. January 6, 2022
Get the Thomas Chamberlainmug.