Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Cow Cow Nose

A narrow stiff nose (Usually white people have them and it is described from Filipino).

That woman has a cow cow nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

Cow Tipping

Having sexual intercourse with an exceedingly fat, ugly girl.

“Bad times yo - Dwayne hasn’t got his end away in over a month and had to resort to some ‘Cow Tipping’ last weekend.”

by Gully Mouse March 27, 2015

Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

Ner Cow

one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.

cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!

by Denmark October 8, 2004