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Taco Bell

Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits
I want some damn Taco Bell
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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Taco Bell

Relatively inexpensive Mexican-style fast food restaurant. Food served is often cheap and enjoyable, although it also has a notorious reputation for rapidly digesting and leading to explosive diarrhea.
Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell

1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed

6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
by Swirlin64 June 10, 2020
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taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.
That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..
by dick e September 10, 2020
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taco belt

When you eat so much taco bell that you shit in your pants so bad that it forms a belt around your waist.
"Dan ate so many chalupas from taco bell that he'll end up with a taco belt later."
by Evan Gutsieras October 9, 2020
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tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other
1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
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golden taco

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!
by MadHogHead April 15, 2017
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Taco brother

When two or more guys date the same girl
by 5555two April 16, 2017
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