Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.

Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.

by BPChuy89 April 06, 2011

Salty Swirly

when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.

Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.

by Fucklittlegirls 69 April 16, 2024

salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

Salty Marshmellow

the taste of a disgusting penis

Last night I had a salty marshmellow

by Megelsey December 22, 2009

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert January 29, 2016

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads August 01, 2022