Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

Sleep

Something no kpop fans ever get

Man I can never get sleep this BTS( Monstax/ whatever band)s new song is amazing

by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018

Shark is sleeping

A way of saying “it’s time to fuck”

Yo max I heard Rachel thinks your pretty hot, I think the shark is sleeping tonight

by Mtu9310 May 31, 2021

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

sleep

go play some fortnite.

ima go to sleep to get these wins for travis scott

by Andrew Suckulent Wong July 23, 2020

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020