Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED
by Josepinapoopdosveces March 16, 2009
Get the Slinky Slap mug.An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
by sammysunset April 16, 2009
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Get the Ball slap mug.The sound produced by the testis when a large, often muscle-bound black man is anally demolishing a stupid pot head teenager with his 12" monster. The black guy doesn't do it because he likes it, it is because the douche bag rich kid doesn't. It is a loud, audiable slap against the gooch area by the testis, often leaving a red silhouette of the black guy's balls.
The muscley black dude totally nigga slapped that dumbass pot head as punishment for looking at his Asian girlfriend.
by Tyrone Bishop May 1, 2006
Get the Nigga slap mug.Bro. I just pussy slapped Ashley and she jumped and ran to her friends. She and her friends stair at me in the hallway now. She totally likes me.
by Yale University June 12, 2017
Get the Pussy Slap mug.When one guy backhands another guy in the balls with such force that it causes extreme pain. This is done for fun and for laughs as to watch the person in major pain on there knees holding there balls. It's not funny when done to you but it's funny as hell when done to someone else.
I ball slapped tom so hard that that he was on his knees for 20 minutes and i laughed so hard at his pain.
by SnakeFist April 10, 2010
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