pittsburgh cinnamon roll 

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.

(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "

pittsburgh cinnamon roll by Bill Tremonti April 25, 2011

fruit roll up 

The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.

I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.

fruit roll up by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

Slow your roll 

1)To settle down

2)to stop whatever is happening that is annoying you.

Geez...Slow your roll, I will fix the damn toilet when I get to it!

Slow your roll by Yoqif January 16, 2011

[that's how I roll] 

popularized by Jack Black in his "Anchorman" cameo after he punts Baxter off the bridge.
it means "that's how I do things, if you don't like it, too bad. I am an independent person and I scoff at your preconceived notions of society."

Ron Burgundy: "wait, what are you doing?!"
(Jack Black punts Baxter, Ron's dog, off the bridge)
Jack: "That's how I roll"

[that's how I roll] by he of movie trivia knowledge August 19, 2008

rock and roll

Urban slang for illicit sex in an automobile (Alledgedly coined by a New York DJ in the 50's)

"Here's some great 'jive' for you'll to rock and roll to"
"If this cars arockin' don't you come aknockin'"

rock and roll by Frank Trebor October 6, 2005

Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.

It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.

Fruit Roll-up by cjewooly November 8, 2010

Jam roll 

Cockney rhyming slang for "hole" - ie., anus.

"Yeah, work that up your jam roll!"

Jam roll by Sean Tracey May 2, 2005