Retail Thursday

Shopping and spending day for those who get paid on a Wednesday

Got paid time for a good old fashioned retail Thursday

by OldDogg November 3, 2020

Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

retard

someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about people in their school and who the hate/like.

Person 1: "lets write an urban dictionary definition about caleb LOL!"
Person 2: "stfu retard"

by gysole 23 November 12, 2020

Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

Someone who looks up "retard" in the Urban Dictionary, only to find that they should know what a retard is, and they don't.

Don't know what a retard is? Then you are one. Simple.

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

A person who calls someone else a retard when they've never spoken or interacted with said person

Hi Michael that's guys a retard haha

by Sugerfinswift September 28, 2020

Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.

Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard

by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020