A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
Get the Declan Robertsmug. When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
by RNish August 22, 2022
Get the Robertmug. A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.
by chubbyducky December 26, 2010
Get the Robert R Shrutemug. by DiaTheFriendOfRobert March 4, 2022
Get the Robertedmug. They should do a disney movie about Robert and Montse, since they are so in love like the disney princess stories.
by :)sl March 27, 2015
Get the Robert and Montsemug. "AR" or "Ardons Robert" is a tiny small singer, producer and writer who has music on Spotify, Apple music, and all platforms
by Ardons Robert November 23, 2021
Get the Ardons Robertmug.