Purse Banana

The banana that a lady inserts into her handbag with all of the good intentions of making that her healthy lunch ...that becomes garbage at day's end..because she ate a double cheeseburger instead.

I stumbled accross my purse banana while looking for my wallet to pay for my hamburger lunch.

by LakelandLurlene March 25, 2011

chedder purse

chedder purse was born in an obscure way.. one day in work i was playing with a mr.T pocket keyring voice thing and when i pressed 2 of the buttons fast it said "chedder purse" while one of the guys pepper was talking about dick cheese... and hence chedder purse referred to forskin..

jaysus.. theres some smeg in me chedder purse, i need to wash.

by Kastro December 24, 2007

chocolate purse

After sex when you take a steamy dump in the woman's vagina.

"Man, I was with this really freaky chick last night and she let me give her a chocolate purse.

by fartbucket May 18, 2008

man purse

When a women uses a man and his pockets as a purse instead of her own purse.

Jean: Hey Tiff. Where is your purse?

Tiff: Oh, I didn't want to carry it around so I'm using Mark as my man purse.

by Eagle of Justice July 30, 2013

Pulled a Lauren

The act of breaking up with a friend

That lunatic bitch straight up pulled a Lauren and now we're no longer friends!

by 2wedfgtgh45gf April 24, 2011

Pulled By The Fuzz

When a women with a hairy vagina has her pubic hair tugged to show her that the man preferes for her to have it shaven

Mike: I was fucking my wife last night and she was pulled by the fuzz, that showed the bitch i prefere her to have it shaven

by iainFUCK August 19, 2006

pursed

when that girl u know is crazy goes with you to the bar, and she ends up totally beating someone at the bar using her big bulky purse as a weapon. your bound to get kicked out the bar if you are with the attacker.

Hard-core pursers only buy purses with big buckles or other kind of extra weight such as rhinestones, extra zippers ect..

some girls put things directly in there purse, if they think they may need to purse somebody that night!

these girls were jumping my friend outside my house so i just grabbed my handbag and pursed all of them

by illpurseyou April 25, 2011