The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand
by Alpha 123 March 1, 2024

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

by Dexter6ix9ine September 10, 2018

The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.
by Pope Big Ron Don John II December 30, 2022

by sadcitizen March 11, 2018

to vigorously thrust in and out of a tube or cylindrical shaped object suctioning all the air out, like an air pump, then nutting inside the object filling it to the brim with cum.
by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap November 14, 2024

by Lumber Pumpernickel May 18, 2018
