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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
mugGet the Paper Boyingmug.

Paper cut

A tree's last revenge
by unsub to t-series December 20, 2018
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Paper

A pice of thin tree and other things
" i said Who ever through that paper your moms a hoe"
by Crazy.bitch.hoe March 2, 2019
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dirty paper

What Grace looks like when she gets mad
Look at that girl over there, she looks like such a dirty paper
by ech3ss June 1, 2018
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Paper god

A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right
I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god
by Yt SLAPTACS May 25, 2021
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paper lice

Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.
Damn that office was so gross Sam got itchy legs from all the paper lice the sicko.
by Schmidda October 14, 2016
mugGet the paper licemug.

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