NOOB

VERY NOOBY BUT GOOD

KADE IS A NOOB. NOOB MEANS BAD AT SOMETHING.

by Timidest July 16, 2021

Noob

Noob is a word that is used to describe a new player in a game. They usually don't know much; thus making mistakes. It could also be used as an insult to other players.

Noob! You can't even move in the game!

by *~{Alice}~* February 21, 2021

Noob

Complete asshole

Noob: Owns every video game ever
Gamer: Only plays games he's elite at

by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017

noob

mojangel74

Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob

by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018

noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.

noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.

by jjprs306 December 4, 2017

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024