nice abuse

Using abuse to flirt with a girl.

Girl: 'Stop abusing me' nice abuse churpsing flirt

by melldog December 13, 2012

Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.

Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'

by JiMumma April 26, 2014

NICE

NICE is an acronym that illuminates the unflattering nature of the word, 'nice.' The acronym: Nevermind, It's Clearly Empty is often used to morph subjective niceness into objective ends.

Bro says "What do you think of his new girlfriend?"
Moe says "Well... hmm... let's just say his new girlfriend is... NICE."

by uspirintiallity June 2, 2015

niccapoop

Someone who smells like farts and everything they say is bullshitt

Bob: I ate the booty like groceries last night

Charles: oh Bob no you didn't! You're such a niccapoop

by Medusa_allday December 17, 2015

nice 2mu

"Nice too meet you" duhh

"Nice too meet you"

"Nice 2mu too"

by Elise Grace April 22, 2016

Nice lurki

When someone does something ordinary, but makes it seem like a big deal.

Nice lurki...nice, you should be proud .

by Diet Pepsi diet coke April 25, 2016