tits muffins

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.

Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!

by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009

yak muffin

The throwing up in womans pussy and then eating it out

Dude, that Yak Muffin tasted like vagina!

by Shigalamigiti June 8, 2008

Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

love muffin

A drunken piece of ass that you don't associate with unless intoxicated.

Yo Mike is my love muffin, I know we fucked but I don't remember a thing.

by Gretch March 16, 2008

mega muffin

a greatly attractive individual inside and out with a obnoxious yet hysterical method of laughing which involves covering her face that is turning bright red, slightly bending her knees with her feet curing inward kind of penguin toed and stomping her feet while screeching what sounds like a mating call for a abnormal scientific test turkey. you can see her working at canby fred meyers in apparel molesting the manikins she will probably be wearing some kind of green.

me: one hangs lower then the other.

mega muffin: buah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

spunk muffin

A muffin filled with spunk which can also be used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spunk muffin

by Lara19 August 3, 2007

grundle muffin

A delicious mix of excavated nuts, mixed with grundle juice (see prior reference)and nether-yeast, baked overnight after a 5 hour tequila fu*k. Serve warm with coffee.

Honey, bring me some grundle muffin and some aspirin.

by Viva La Grundle January 24, 2006