mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 05, 2006

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

Drop some mud

To shit oneself, especially if scared

Two bounty hunters are patrolling near a swamp and are startled by a giant scorpion-like creature, which they then kill. Says one to the other "I really dropped some mud there". Attribution: from movie Riddick, 2013, roughly quoted. To drop some mud, i.e. shit oneself from fear.

by Carl Davidson September 08, 2013

creamy mud pie

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and pussy.

I was fucking my girl so good last night and I came a huge load all over her asshole and pussy. It was the biggest creamy mud pie I'd ever given her.

by Michael Palmer and Maria Short March 25, 2009

Greek mud sausage

When a man is anal pounding a greek hottie, he pulls out and slaps her in the face with his shitty dick while ejaculating

Susan got Greek mud sausage from the whole football team

by herth October 17, 2007

mud duck

the Most beautiful gal in the World

the other day I met this Mud Duck at work....she was so fine....I just had to have her

by L.J.A. December 07, 2005

mud for his duck

To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.

He got a little mud for his duck.

by hardsaltydog January 03, 2006