A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac July 15, 2008
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Get the Michael Digricolimug. When an expert in one field decides to pursue excellence in a new field and completely blows it. A reference to when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball and later on golf, nether of which he was actually tight at.
Have you heard deadmau5's new wamp ish? Epic fail! Straight up Michael Jorin status, he should go back to untzing it
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Get the Michael Myersmug. 1) Egotistical prick.
2) Wrestler involved in backstage cliques, using his influences to gain the spotlight.
3) Involved in the Montreal Screwjob of Bret Hart (For all you Americans out there, his name is spelt with ONE "t"). For this, he awaits an enternity in the fires of hell.
2) Wrestler involved in backstage cliques, using his influences to gain the spotlight.
3) Involved in the Montreal Screwjob of Bret Hart (For all you Americans out there, his name is spelt with ONE "t"). For this, he awaits an enternity in the fires of hell.
by Wazy March 28, 2005
Get the Shawn Michaelsmug. 1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A October 7, 2008
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