Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew

Hebrew for Gods gift to women.

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.

by The Matthew October 17, 2020

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023