muff up

Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!

Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!

by Bush trimmer April 9, 2022

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022

Muffchub

Lady boner; female genitalia that has become aroused, possibly tingly or swollen.

When he whispered his dirty thoughts into her ear, she immediately got a muffchub.

by Dallasusa11 April 14, 2022

Mufasa'd

1. To be throw off a cliff
2. To experience similar events to Mufasa from The Lion King (i.e. To be trampled)
3. To be betrayed (by a brother)

My cat was mufasa'd last week

by Klime0723 May 12, 2022

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023