Kyle Somebody who slams their head through a wall while drinking monster energy drink or hits you a lot
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Kylee Kaldrovics is the love of my life
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Get the Kyle mug.Kyle, the most clueless friend anyone could ask for. He is extremely clueless and very caring. Sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. He will always be there for you to ask you a question, and he acts clueless. Defends his cluelessness and his "questions." When you meet a kyle never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He's the best at being clueless.
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