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Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.
You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.
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Brad Jones

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grace price-jones

grace price-jones is sexyyyyy
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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
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Cobey Jones

me: dam you look like Cobey Jones

friend: im not that tall
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Willi Jones

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga
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Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.
"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.
by Thatwick September 26, 2024
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