Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

jizz

A term that should be more commonly used by rockin awesome individuals habituated in the HRM to refer to the Local's Wednesday night event. Gin + jazz = jizz.

Friend 1 - “Hey, are you jizzing tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”

by 2phase January 21, 2024

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!

That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011

Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024