A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
Get the jerking off a dude mug.When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
Get the Power jerk mug.Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
Get the Circles jerk mug.Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!
by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019
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by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008
Get the shuttle jerk mug.A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newports mug.This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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