jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.

that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.

by nours big batty April 5, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls

Jacob is the bro

by max is gayboy November 24, 2019

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019

Jacob

A person who hates cops

Jacob doesn’t like the police

by CallMeToxic April 20, 2022

Jacob A. K

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina

Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself

by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021