Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Jacob Cruikshank

the very cute younger brother of Lucas Cruikshank or Fred he is also very popular on YouTube 🤗

Jacob Cruikshank is very cute

by KaityRyann_30 July 8, 2016

Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017

jacob hall

A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him

hey jacob hall

hey!

fuck you bitch cunt

by ALA AKABAR July 31, 2018

Jacob Guy

Greasy nonce

Did you see that jacob guy the other day

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018

Jacob Tapp

the biggest reet you will ever encounter in your life ever. he's really hot but his retardness kinda takes over his body. he is probably the funniest person you will ever meet and he does THE dumbest shit but that is what makes him a funny person. no matter what you're doing with Jacob Tapp its always a good time. he's also a great driver so you can trust him with a very high number of passengers in the car, he won't kill you! super great guy to have in your life tho fr. if you have a Jacob Tapp then keep him!

girl 1: wow you know Jacob Tapp!
girl 2: yea, he's such a reet

by onlylovenothate November 14, 2018