Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012

larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.

Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.

by Riverrat March 27, 2015

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d April 7, 2011

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

J-crump

To take a crap.

Hey Cameron, I just took a huge J-crump. Come check it out.

by Cody_Carnage February 19, 2009