internet ranter

People who can't do anything with their opinions so they go on the internet from the safety of their computer screen to go offend others because they are uptight and anal. These are the most passive aggressive people out there. They are mostly made of bigot kids and lesser older people who are pissed or depressed because they are inconfident rejects. They are often pretentious. Internet ranters will find anybody that opposes what music they listen to, what movies they like, their political/religeous/racial view and try to offend them. They are cyberbullies on youtube.

the internet ranter will never be stopped because they're too immature to know how to. they feel a sense of safety from their computer and too passive to say anything to anybody in person.

by eazy-x February 20, 2008

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022

Internet Bad Boys

A band from Wisconsin formed in 1995 that is known for their geocities website.

Guy: I'm listening to the Internet Bad Boys.
Girl: Oh! You mean Internet Bad Boy by I-Octane and Ninja Kid?
Guy: No, you dumb broad. The frickin' Internet Bad Boys.

by mistaspill July 21, 2022

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 03, 2005

internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

by iain May 19, 2004

internet-surfers

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.

Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.

by take off your pants and jacket December 08, 2009

Internet hell

Most sites on the internet suck balls, but there are 7 that suck so bad they can be considered circles of internet hell:
-Reddit
-Tiktok
-4chan
-twitter
-deviantart
-furaffinity
-facebook

So basically, the only major social site that isn't a shithole is Discord

Guy on discord: "can I post furry yiff in this server?"
Other guy: "go back to internet hell"

by Kurīmīierō March 13, 2022